so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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