Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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