The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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