what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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