if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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