I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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