Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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