Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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