Nicole vs. Life
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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