Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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