My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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