and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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