okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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