he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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