Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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