Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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