Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
your like the ambassador to my penis.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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