Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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