it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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