In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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