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I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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