I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Two words: nipple clamps
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