"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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