Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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