Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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