I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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