We're like a lot better than the average bears
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
sarcasm needs its own font
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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