I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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