wrigley field is MILF paradise
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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