she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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