Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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