dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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