This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
She bit a glass in half.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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