i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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