nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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