You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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