The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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