But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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