ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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