I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
When are your genitals available?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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