Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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