I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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