Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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