we have officially lost it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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