Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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