I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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