margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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