around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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