Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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