If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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