ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So squirting runs in the family.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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