I'm drive I can fine osifer
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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