You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
