I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
So vagazzling was a success
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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